You got to be street smart at times to manage the situation. Here are some unethical hacks that you should probably not be teaching to your children, but it is very important that you know it.
Take a look:
Dress the part
“There’s clothing that allows you to do virtually everything. Want to do graffiti? Wear one of those white paperish overalls. Steal a streetsign? Carry a toolbox, dress like a mechanic and you’re good to go. Dress up like a technician, walk into an office, tell somebody you were “told to take that PC”, you can just walk out with it. Never underestimate how little people question the uniform.” (ElectroKitten)
“Gain access to any event by putting on a chef coat, carrying two lobsters, and walking briskly.” (colonicdryheaves)
“You don’t even need the chef coat. No ones gonna stop a man with two lobsters.”
“Always book your hotel room with the prefix of Doctor. When the morning crew pre-assigns rooms for that days arrivals, they are likely to put you in a nicer room to avoid an unhappy pretentious Doctor bitching about being next to the elevator.
Also, if you call a hotel and they are booked for the weekend. Just call back later and book your arrival day on Thursday with a departure day of Tuesday. Hotel reservation systems are designed to turn away two night stays in favor of 3, 4 or 5 night stays. So just call the hotel back later and make the adjustment to your current reservation for just the days that you want. Make your arrangements directly with the hotel when possible to avoid any robotic responses from a central reservations department.
Former General Manager……”
“If you want to sound sick when calling in to your work, lie on your back while hanging your head over the edge of the bed. You will sound congested.”