The corny movies that tell the world how amazing and erotic people’s first time was, can go suck it ! No, it’s not always perfect and no, it did not include roses and laughter and pancakes in the morning or anything of that sorts ( I exclude the lucky ba*tard) and to all of us here is yet another reminder that even our s3x lives suck ! But, these celebrities had their stars all on point.
Take a look:
#1- Daniel Radcliffe.
“I’m one of the few people who seem to have had a really good first time… It was with somebody I’d gotten to know very well. I’m happy to say I’ve had a lot better s3x since then, but it wasn’t as horrendously embarrassing as a lot of other people’s were — like my friend who got drunk and did it with a stranger under a bridge.”
So, this guy right here is blessed with good looks, has been and still is a teen sensation with all the girls crushing over that smile, he has the perfect FIRST TIME as well? Count your lucky stars, Mr Potter. Just another perquisite of being one among celebrities.
#2- Angelina Jolie
Hold your breath because the hottest celebrities of Hollywood is the definition of Perfection and we just don’t say that because of her good looks.
“I had started having s3x with my boyfriend at 14 and the s3x and the emotions didn’t feel enough,” she said. “In a moment of wanting to feel closer to my boyfriend, I grabbed a knife and cut him. He cut me back. We had an exchange of something and we were covered in blood, my heart was racing. Then whenever I felt trapped, I’d cut myself. I have a lot of scars. It was an age when I felt adventurous and after a few beers, things happened.”
#3- John Stamos
“I think I was almost 18,” John Stamos tells in an interview,and none of my friends had really done it yet. I wasn’t a geeky kid, but I was sort of…innocent. And then I was driving home with the sister of the bass player from my high school band, and she dropped her keys in my lap—my crotch area—and went to grab ’em. And I thought, ‘Oh. This might be on!’ And she was this beautiful woman who was maybe five to seven years older than me. So we went to her house, and she was very gentle, and easy, and walked me through it. And it was fantastic! We’re still friends.”
John Stamos, the hottest star back in the day playing Uncle Jesse has quite a number of tricks up his sleeves for that matter.
#4- Tina Fey
Commitment is hot! True love is a word that is too casually used nowadays and has lost whatever charm is left to its name also and that’s when Tina Fey’s revelation about how she lost her V-Card surprises us in the most pleasant way . She decided to wait and lost it at the age of 24 to her now husband. If that is not aww-worthy what is ?
#5- Steven Tyler
He lost it to twins. Enough said.
#6- Katy Perry
Like most teenagers, Katy Perry did the deed in the front seat of a car while Jeff Buckley’s Grace played in the background, that made us feel a tiny bit normal.
#7- Megan Fox
At 17, Megan lost her virginity to her first real boyfriend and has a sweet memory of it. She remembers it as nice and sweet.
#8- Celine Dion
“He went back to my room with me . . . I was seated at the head of the bed, legs folded under the covers. I was happy about being alone with the man I loved. And I had a very precise plan. I took his head in my hands and I kissed him on the lips. I put my arms around his neck . . . He held me tight, the door still opens behind him. Then he removed my arms. He fled to his room”.
I stayed there for a moment all alone, my heart beating, quivering and speechless. I knew that I’d won. The flight was an admission of it. I grabbed the telephone and called his room to tell him: ‘If you don’t come back here immediately, I’m going to knock on your door.’ But there was no answer. It was he who called me several minutes later from the lobby of the hotel, to ask if I was all right. And then he told me: ‘If you really want to, I’ll be the first.’ And I answered him: ‘You’ll be the first. And the only.”
As quoted by Celine herself further reveals that she lost it to her future husband and manager .
And we wonder how could the first time be so perfect.
#9- Ranveer Singh
“I lost my virginity when I was 12, I was studying. I didn’t have s3x for love or lust or anything like that but I did out of curiosity.”
Much curiosity, such Wow.
It is okay you know to not have the heart thumping in your chest perfect First Time and it is more than okay to be awkward and weird along the lines of a beginner.
It is okay not to lose it and wait till you are in love, married even and it is okay if you don’t want to lose it at all
Everything is okay as along as it keeps you in a happy place.
Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, they were the Relationship Goals back in the day. They were just so perfect with their little dance moves and songs that made you all mushy on the inside. We report to you that the duo lost their V-card to one another while our inner teenage high school musical fan squeals in joy.
*teenage girls screaming their heart out* and here we present JB because love him? hate him? but my friend you just cannot ignore this music maker topping the charts. The question arises who did he lose his virginity to *drum rolls* SELENA GOMEZ, *teenage girls screaming their heart out louder*
Alright, kids! settle down! Storytime, once upon a time high school sweethearts Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears oblivious of the evil little world were happily together and very much so in love , It’s safe to say that they both did the deed hoping they would end up together but the cards did not play out as planned and they broke up *tear rolls down the eye*. But even a mere thought of them being together, makes the heart pound.