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Here are some really bad life hack to crack you up!

 

Hacks or more popularly categorized as “life hacks” are handy short cuts that let you get the boring stuff done quicker and easier, giving you more time to get on with the more important stuff, like playing with your dog or saving the world.

These life hacks however, are not that. These are parody life hacks, life hacks so creatively useless that the only thing they are good for is making you giggle uncontrollably. Which I guess is an end unto itself right? This is the sequel to our previous pro-tip shit list, which proved wildly popular!

Scroll down the list below and marvel at the absurdity of it all, but whatever you do don’t take any of this terrible advice on board, as some of them are actually pretty dangerous. Do vote for your favourite though!

Tired Of Boiling Water Every Time You Make Pasta? Boil A Few Gallons At The Beginning Of The Week And Freeze It For Later

 

Non-Smoker Hack

Don’t Throw Out Old Doll Heads. You Can Turn Them Into Handy Night Lights For Your Kids

 

Eggs Are Really Healthy And Should Be The Foundation Of Your Diet. Don’t Like The Taste? Add Cacao, Butter, Flour And Bake For 30 Minutes

If You Sleep Till Noon You Only Have To Pay For 2 Meals Instead Of 3

Batteries Dead In Your Smoke Alarm? Just Use Popcorn As A Smoke Alarm. When You Hear Crackling, Grab Your Popcorn And Get The Hell Out

 

Use A Snake To Hold Your Pasta Easily

 

If It Works It Isn’t Stupid

 

When Cutting Bagels In Half, Put Your Finger Through The Stabilization Hole To Keep It Steady

 

If Your Car Is Making An Unsettling Noise, Just Turn Your Radio Up Until It Disappears

 

Fill Your Arms With Puppies So No One Can Ask You For Help

Pro Tip: If You Stir Coconut Oil Into Your Kale It Makes It Easier To Scrape Into The Trash

Having A Shitty Day? Put On Sunglasses! Now You’re Having A Shitty Evening

Fill A Rubber Glove With Warm Water And Put It On Your Hand When You Feel Lonely

Want To Get Rid Of Wrinkles Fast? Just Get Bit By A Rattlesnake

Use This Hack With Deaf People

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