What better time is there than on the first Friday of December to hear the heroic tale of how one sesh gremlin woke up dead… Well, sort of.
But just how do you wake up dead? Well apparently this binge drinker drank so much vodka on a night out that he suffered a massive heart attack and woke up in a mortuary after being pronounced dead by medics.
According to the Mirror, the 25-year-old known as Kamil, had been drinking for several hours at a small pub in Kamienna Gora, Poland.
Due to the dire extent of his vodka consumption, Kamil felt ill and stepped outside for some fresh air – however almost immediately, Kamil collapsed.
When paramedics found him he was unconscious and remained so through numerous attempts to revive him and was thus pronounced dead from cardiac arrest and taken to the local morgue.
However the story is simply just beginning as it was at the morgue when Kamil woke up, 100 per cent alive, inside a refrigerator and proceeded to bang and shout for somebody to let him out.
A terrified morgue worker went to inspect, telling a Polish newspaper:
I was sure it was a burglary, young people sometimes break into the morgue, but the sounds came from the refrigerators.
With shaking hands, I opened one of the doors, and there I found a naked corpse, who asked me for a blanket.
Like a vodka drinking Lazarus, Kamil was given a full check-up before being given his belongings and set free to go home.
But Kamil wasn’t feeling like heading home right away. Oh no. Kamil went straight back to the boozer for a couple more drinks before heading to bed.
Now that’s some serious drinking.