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Girlfriend’s Rules For Christmas Gift Goes Viral

Most of the people can relate to the immersive, all-consuming feeling of playing a new video game.

While playing video game everything else somehow else were kept inside; whether that be personal hygiene, social commitments and even relationships…

However, one extremely thorough girlfriend wanted to make sure her other half didn’t forget about her existence after buying him a new copy of Call of Duty for Christmas.

University of Oklahoma student Ashley Davison presented the gift to her boyfriend Blake Perry along with a number of strict conditions:

1. If I call you must pause the game and talk to me with full attention

2. No starting another match if we are planning to hang out or I ask to hang out

3. You must ask if it is okay for you to play while I am over at your house with you. Make sure I have something to do while you are in battle.

4. You must reply to a text no longer than 11 minutes

5. Do not forget to give me just as much attention.

Blake had to sign the contract – entitled ‘Rules for Your New Gift’ – before any battles could commence, right underneath the following solemn declaration:

“I, Blake Perry, will follow these rules and in return I will be enjoying my new game and loving my girlfriend at the same time.

But if I do not follow these rules my girlfriend, Ashley Davison, can take this game away from me at anytime for the rest of my life.

So I will follow these rules and not forget about my girlfriend.”

Blake obliged, tweeting a picture of the contract with the following cheeky message:

“Little does she know these rules will be broken.”

Since then the tweet has been liked over 30,000 times, with many people taking a genuine interest in this very modern day love triangle.

However, Ashley’s slightly draconian rules have divided opinion, with some people concerned she is controlling Blake as if he himself is a games console character.

One worried Team XBoxer warned:

“Nah bro… I’ve been through this before, she wants you to think it’s a joke but in reality if you don’t follow those rules she will go postal on you. Just beware.”

Another said:

“I know it’s not a joke to [sic]. He’s got a controlling psycho. Been there done that. Cod-1 crazy EX-0”

Luckily, it appears Ashley won’t be boiling any bunnies/Call of Duty discs any time soon.

The terrifying-at-first-glance list is in fact just a bit of a festive joke between the young couple, confirmed by tweets from both.

Blake tweeted the following clarification to his newfound indignant fanbase:

“Incase you couldn’t tell this is obviously a joke”

Ashley has also spoken out in defence of her non-scariness:

“Don’t worry I’m not going to go postal on him it 100% was a joke! Thanks for looking out for him though!”

Hilariously, it isn’t even the New Year yet and Blake has apparently already broken the controversial contract.

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